like i literally took out library books w/”spells” and read about witches and warlocks and other spooky stuff like ghosts and i still dont know how i reconciled all of that with that fact that i knew it wasnt real and didnt believe in any supernatural/religious/spritual things from the very moment i learned about those concepts

i spent ages 6-12 trying to become a witch ….no one will ever understand the character impact that kiki’s delivery service had on yung larisa

wholockian-bookworm:

Witches-Circa 1800s

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#so cool  

mugglesandmagic:

if you watch game of thrones, a show full of murderers, rapists, people who flay others alive, stab pregnant women in the stomach, murderer people at weddings, kill family members, zombies, a guy who bashes babies skulls on walls and rapes their mother etc etc

and the character you hate the most is a teenage girl, who has lost her entire family and is living in a city where she cant trust a single person because they either want to fuck her or use her for their own political gain, then you need some serious help, like call a doctor now

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call an exorcist

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toburnyourkingdomdown:

mightequinn:

Jenny Slate in an abortion romcom? I will be there, day one, front row. Well, not the front row because it distorts the viewing experience, but ja feel.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JENNY!!!!!! GABE!!!!!!!!

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#yoooo  

Anonymous asked: Like I could go into more detail about that but it makes me too angry because it highlights a main fault in tumblr and that's people blindly regurigtating opinions about things they haven't checked out themselves beforehand. Fucks sake.

this is so not worth getting angry about!!!! the jokes are still funny!!! Lol

Anonymous asked: THE JOHN GREEN THING PISSES ME OFF BECAUSE ALSO THE CRITICISM THAT THE FEMALE CHARACTERS ARE MANIC PIXIE DREAM GIRLS - THAT'S THE WAY THE MALE PROTAGONISTS SEE THEM? AND THAT'S ALWAYS SHOWN TO BE UNHEALTHY AND ULTIMATELY FALSE?

thats true as well!!!!! but i do think theres something to be said for the fact that every single female love interest from the perspective of the male protagonist is like that…. (obviously with the exception of hazel since its her story) but yea like im not a professional literary critic i just think that there are some “criticisms” of green’s books that arent criticisms as much as they are just aspects of his literature that ppl either arent interested in or dont think are original….and this is coming from someone who read all of his books lol

(spends 2 pointless years blogging on  the blue website) its a metaphor

captainmjolnir:

People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???

that was the point???

like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???

It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?

You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote

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ciggawet:

*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good

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accidentally napped for 3 hrs lol

Anonymous asked: Wait what's wrong with Mac demarco? I see him on my dash a lot but I mostly see good things about it

he has a history of making rape jokes on stage and when a girl at his show confronted him about it he laughed it off and said “too bad”

*squishes mac like a bug* too bad